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Champions League: Ranking the Quarter Finalists Based on How Much of a Nightmare They'd Be to Draw
90min
Fri, 15 Mar 2019 10:50

Champions League: Ranking the Quarter Finalists Based on How Much of a Nightmare They'd Be to Draw

90min
Fri, 15 Mar 2019 10:50

​The Champions League quarter-final draw with pit Europes elite against each other once again, as eight top quality sides battle it out for a place in the semi-finals.

Champions League: Ranking the Quarter Finalists Based on How Much of a Nightmare They'd Be to Draw

While giants such as Bayern Munich and Real Madrid have fallen by the wayside, theres still a host of sensational sides left in the competition, all of whom have an excellent chance of making the final at the Wanda Metropolitano Stadium.
Heres our ranking of the sides left in the competition, based on how much of a nightmare theyd be to draw. As in out of the pot, not to recreate with a set of felt tip pens - though that does sound like a rather lovely way to spend a rainy afternoon...

8. Porto
Porto have done superbly well to make their way to the quarter-finals, after navigating some tricky group stage trips to Galatasaray and Lokomotiv Moscow, before battering Roma 3-1 in the last 16 second leg (3-2 agg.)
The plucky Portuguese side have a lovely array of talent among their ranks, but they dont look to have quality necessary to compete over two legs against a proper powerhouse.
Recent Champions League knock-out stage record: We all fondly remember José Mourinhos 2004 Champions League winning side, but since then, its been a bit barren. This is their first quarter-final since 2015, after a series of underwhelming efforts since.
Difficulty rating - 4/10: Like trying to successfully scoop multiple cheese samples from a stern supermarket delicatessen counter employee. Tricky, but with enough elaborate disguises and some determination, that cave-aged stilton is all yours, my friend.

7. Tottenham Hotspur
​Spurs are having a very, well, Spursian season of it - theyve crashed out of both domestic cups, blown the chance to challenge for the ​Premier League title, and yet, theyre still alive and kicking in the Champions League.
Despite comprehensively outclassing Borussia Dortmund in the last round, Mauricio Pochettinos side are as unpredictable as they come, and they dont look to have the focus necessary to go into the deepest depths of the tournament.
Recent Champions League knock-out stage record: Theyve mainly been competing in the Europa League in recent times, but their last handful of Champions League appearances have seen them get no further thanks the quarters.
Difficulty rating - 6/10: Like fighting an angry bear thats also trying to consume an abandoned family picnic. Sure, it could do you some real damage, but its southpaw (pun intended) is all over the shop.

6. Ajax
Ajaxs new golden generation (who will all be sold in the summer, lets be honest here) are having a whale of a time in this years competition, and pulled down ​Real Madrids pants in their own backyard with a sensational 4-1 (5-3 agg.) win.
Theyre currently embroiled in a thrilling title race with PSV Eindhoven back in the Netherlands, and have a domestic cup final on the cards an all. Too much on their plate? Quite possibly. And theyve arguably shot their bolt prematurely with the aforementioned Bernabéu blitz.
Recent Champions League knock-out stage record: Ajax are in their first quarter-final since 2003, after failing to compete with the big boys for the last 15 years or so.
Difficulty rating - 7/10: Like attempting to ghost into your parents house (in this analogy you live at home; its not a burglary) having consumed a quite frankly irresponsible amount of budget lager, without alerting them to your inebriated state.

5. Juventus
Cards on the table, this one caused some serious aggro in the upper echelons of the 90min hierarchy. Some furiously called for my head, others said I should just focus on dreaming up difficulty rating analogies about cheese (fair call, to be fair), but Im sticking my neck out the line here and making a bold call.
Lets face it, ​Juventus came awfully close to exiting in the last 16 after their shambles of a first leg performance against Atlético Madrid. Sure, theyre unbeaten in the league and powering to an eighth Serie A title in a row, but theyre seasoned CL bottlers these days, and I fancy them for a quarter-final K.O.
And yes, this is taking into account the legendary, 7% body fat elephant in the room.
Recent Champions League knock-out stage record: Always the bridesmaid never the bride, one might suggest. Well, not since 1996! Theyve made two finals in the last five years, falling at the last hurdle on both occasions.
Difficulty Rating - 7/10: Like trying to solve the Countdowns Teatime Teaser in the time constraints of the ad break, while simultaneously making a cuppa and building a formidable tower of assorted biscuits. A tough task, make no mistake, but an achievable one, certainly.

4. Manchester City
Pep Guardiolas side are starting to show the kind of relentless form that saw them storm to the Premier League title last season, and - whisper it quietly - they just might manage to pull off a historic quadruple this season.
​Manchester City shellacked Schalke 7-0 (10-2 agg.) in the second leg of their last 16 Champions League tie, and they look determined to keep ploughing on with a merciless ferocity.
However, Guardiola does keep banging on about the side not quite being ready to win the competition, and he just might have a point, you know.
Recent Champions League knock-out stage record: They made the quarter-finals last season, and the semis two seasons before that. Sure, their Champions League history isnt the richest, but theyre an emerging force in the competition, for sure.
Difficulty Rating - 7.5/10: Like trying to win chess against the computer on expert mode, while also trying to hold an in-depth telephone conversation with your elderly grandmother regarding the ailments of her various cats.

3. Manchester United
Ohhhh what a stirring performance that was in the last 16 against Paris Saint-Germain, as Ole Gunnar Solskjærs boys booked their place in the quarter-finals via a dramatic, last minute penalty from Marcus Rashford.
It seems written in the stars that Solskjær, the hero of 99, will go on to replicate that glory as ​Manchester United manager, and his side look capable of doing just that - such is the momentum being picked up by the charismatic Norwegian.
Recent Champions League knock-out stage record: United last won the competition back in 2008, and since then, theres not been much to cheer about, with a quarter-final in 2014 the pick of the bunch since then.
Difficulty Rating - 8/10: Like trying to win a game of giant Jenga, while secured tightly in a sleeping bag and having only your head to manoeuvre the wooden blocks. On ice.

2. Liverpool
Jürgen Klopps ​Liverpool side arent playing with the potent fury that saw them smash their way into the final last season, but theyve diligently picked their way into the quarter-finals, with a clinical 3-1 win over ​Bayern Munich securing their place in the next round.
Knock-out games at Anfield are among the most intense in European football, and any team who emerge from Merseysides glowing red cauldron unscathed have richly deserved their achievement.
Absolutely nobody wants to face Liverpool in the next round; its as simple as that.
Recent Champions League knock-out stage record: The aforementioned final appearances was a mighty achievement last season, but other than that, theyve not really had much of a look-in since the late 00s.
Difficulty Rating - 9/10: Like trying to last a whole Sunday in a busy garden centre with Richard Keys, without smashing your forehead into the nearest greenhouse and leaping into a koi pond to escape the intolerable situation.

1. Barcelona
With Lionel Messi in absolutely outrageous form, is there any team who can realistically stop ​Barcelona?
They trounced Lyon 5-1 in their last 16 clash, and are looking like the boys to beat this season. Theyve been there, done that, more times than any team left in the competition (in the 21st century, that is), and have all the invaluable experience necessary to be victorious once again.
Recent Champions League knock-out stage record: While their arch-rivals Real Madrid have won the last three on the bounce, Barça have at least made the quarter-finals, and have reached semi-finals or finals six times in the last decade.
Difficulty Rating - 10/10: Like trying to record a passable cover of Mrs. Robinson on the bagpipes, while youre sat astride a relentlessly bucking broncho, attempting to serve chalices of chilled sangria without spilling a drop. On ice.