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USA 13-0 Thailand: USWNT's Champagne Football Shatters World Cup Records in Reims
90min
Tue, 11 Jun 2019 23:49

USA 13-0 Thailand: USWNT's Champagne Football Shatters World Cup Records in Reims

90min
Tue, 11 Jun 2019 23:49

USA 13-0 Thailand: USWNT's Champagne Football Shatters World Cup Records in Reims
​The USWNT played three World Cup warmup matches last month, against South Africa, New Zealand and Mexico. 
Now, after Tuesday night in Reims, they have played a fourth. Thats all Thailand offered as they started their second World Cup campaign; just another chance for the US to step up their preparations and fine-tune their starting XI, albeit in front of a large, noisy crowd in northern France. 
That was the idea when they went in 3-0 up at half time, at least. Then they put ten goals past Sukanya Chor Charoenying in the second half, broke most of the World Cup single-game scoring records (goodbye, Germany 11-0 Argentina!) and left jaws being scraped from the slowly-drying floors of the stands. 
Since the players were able to treat their World Cup opener as a warm-up (albeit a spectacular one which will live in the record books for some time to come) lets do the same and judge it by those merits. Have a look not at what the scoreline meant, but what the performance says for their next four weeks in France.
Lets start with what went right. The attack, mostly. Alex Morgan looked hungry, sharp, grew into the game as Thailands defenders left her gaps to nip into and – lets not understate this point – scored a World Cup record-equalling five goals, tying Michelle Akers (vs Chinese Taipei, 91) and Oleg Salenko (vs Cameroon, 94). Sam Mewis was a constant danger when she went forward, and Rose Lavelles finishing from midfield was excellent. 
Megan Rapinoes constant running and subtle touch was muted somewhat, but only because you dont need to try unlock a defence when the doors been left open for you and the opposition are ushering you inside with a butler to take your jacket. 
Special mention, though, for Crystal Dunn. The former forward has moved back on the pitch in the last 18 months or so for her national side and lined up on the left-hand side of a back four on Tuesday night, but still plays as a winger or forward for the North Carolina Courage. 
Shes not yet the finished article as a defender, although shes quick enough to make up for the occasional positional lapse when tested, but her constant movement – twisting and turning and popping up to overlap with Rapinoe on the left – made her an absolute nightmare for the Thai back four to deal with. No defender in the world is so good going forward. 
Oh, and Tobin Heath toyed with her marker so much that she, as you read this, is wandering wild in the car park outside the Stade Auguste-Delaune still trying to reorient herself. 
And Alex Morgan scored five goals. 
She scored five goals. 
Thats freaking absurd. 
Ill be honest, I sit here and I think if this is 10-0 in a mens World Cup, are we getting these same questions? – Jill Ellis not fancying the should you have reined in the scoring a little bit there? questions

— Chris Deeley  FORGOTTEN NATIONS OUT NOW  (@ThatChris1209) June 11, 2019
The negatives? Erm...We (still) have no idea how good the defence is, because the ball was so rarely in their half of the pitch? Thats about it. Unless youre Lavelle, who scored twice in her first ever World Cup game but still said: "I felt a little sloppy, theres some things that I can clean up."
The only save Alyssa Naeher had to make in the US goal was a clipped, floating effort from long range. She couldve gathered it blindfolded, hanging from the crossbar by her feet, after 15 double shots of vodka (although its probably worth noting that she just did it the normal way). 
What was abundantly obvious is that this USWNT team is, from top to bottom, made of utterly ruthless winners. The refrain from all of the American players after the match was well, goal difference, every one counts. Thats patently nonsense once youre eight goals up in a group of four – but this team has no idea what to do when they arent going for the jugular. 
Rapinoe responded after the match to suggestions that her team shouldve backed off once the scoreline got too big, saying: "It sucks to get that many goals scored on you, but you dont want to take your foot off and pass the ball around in your own half for 30 minutes. We have the utmost respect for everyone we play, but its the World Cup. Thats part of it."
The final word, though, went to manager Jill Scott, when asked how she could keep her players feet on the ground after such a resounding win. "Theyre on a mission."
As if you couldnt tell.